Okay, so I was inspired by a couple fellow blogger/friends when they did this Confessions post. Kayla always makes me laugh, and so does Mary Anne...I laughed and thought that others may get a kick out of a few of my embarrassing confessions...so here goes nothing!!
1.) I have seen every episode of Friends...multiple times...and I still DVR them and watch them every day.
2.) If you ever see me around town and my hair is in some type of ponytail and I am wearing make up....I havent showered and my make up is from the day before. I ONLY wear ponytails/messy buns on day 2! And I never put on fresh make up if I dont shower. Gross I know. I wont blame you if I see you walking the other way at Wal-Mart.
3.) I can sometimes judge/be grossed out my people with gross feet. And by gross feet I mean, chipped polish, hair, jagged toenails...and here is the kicker...overly LONG toenails. This is terrible I know, but I am a foot fanatic!! You will NEVER see me wearing open toe shoes without painted (including design) toenails!
4.) When I am counting calories (like right now) I totally cheat when I eat cereal. For example it will read "Serving Size 3/4 cup = XXX calories" I consider a bowl full = to 1 serving...when in reality its probably 2 servings. I know, I am only cheating myself...and dont worry, I asked me...and I DONT even care!
5.) I sometimes secretly want a cup of coffee. I actually HATE the smell of it, taste of it, and am actually allergic to the beans! Then why would I want it you ask? Well when its cold, I see people out and about with their warm coffee and I want something warm and yummy to drink. Thats all. And I know what you are thinking...and to answer your thought...I HATE hot chocolate!!
6.) I am kinda stealing this from Kayla's blog, but I COMPLETELY agree. I absolutely DESPISE when I hear a Man with children say "I have to Babysit". Um NO! You have to be a FATHER!! Babysitting only applies to children who are not from the fruits of your loins!! Seriously ticks me off. Just because Mom's arent technically "Employed" we WORK, and work HARD, therefore being very deserving of a night every so often to leave the house and our husbands to "Babysit" their own children!
7.) Before leaving the house...I have looked at my butt in the mirror at least once...but truthfully probably more like 3 times!! Yes I have a butt complex, why must we torture ourselves by continuing to look at the thing we hate most about ourselves wondering if it looks "big, flat, saggy, wide...etc." And I like to make myself feel better my telling myself "Its not BIG, its just swollen!"
8.) I HAVE to eat Skittles, M & M's, Reese's Pieces, and any other small candy like that in an even number, and usually color coordinated. I will never eat two colors together, and wont ever put 3 or 5 or 7 in my mouth at the same time. 1 in acceptable if I have consumed the entire bag and the only last two are the same color. I will then eat them one at a time. (please refer back to the fact that I wont eat two of the same colors at the same time)
**Side note I also eat them according to "tasty" factor. I start with my least favorite, and save my favorite for last. The last taste always lingers...so why have it be lemon when it could be strawberry?!!
9.) I talk to myself...dont act like you dont!! If you have kids and are home a LOT by yourself, its bound to happen!! And I get quite a kick out of myself...you know, I am quite funny! If you dont talk to yourself...well, then you are probably not as funny as me! Facts are facts my friends!
10.) I canNOT fold cold wrinkled laundry! If its been in the dryer or put BACK into the laundry basket after drying and sits...I wont fold it until it has been refluffed in the dryer.
11.) When taking any sort of cough medicine, I gag and sometimes throw up.
12.) If I could have any job in the world, it would be work for the FBI as part of the Behavioral Analysis Unit (BAU). As twisted as this may sound, crazy...disturbed criminals fascinate me, and I would love to learn WHY and WHAT makes them so deranged!
13.) Only those who went to High School with me probably know this. But I was in the band and played Flute. Is there a wimpier instrument to play? I dont think so. Am I oddly proud that I can still play the flute...Yes! I'm a dork, there you go!
14.) I am OCD when it comes to my house being clean, but my bathroom...is another story. Let me clarify before I lose any and all respect...my bathroom is CLEAN, but its just messy. Hairspray bottles, blow dryer, curling iron, flat iron...whatever I used to get ready the day before...is probably still on the counter top, and my clothes from my last shower are probably balled up behind the door. Ewww...
15.) I have always wanted to be a Princess at Disneyland...namely...Jasmine from Aladdin. I think back in my pre-baby tummy days I could have totally pulled it off!
Okay, so now that I have completely embarrassed myself I can stop. I hope none of you look at me differently now. But I dont consider myself crazy...just quirky!! =) And thats why that beautiful man I am married to loves me soo darn much!! Anyone who is brave enough....whats your confession??
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9 comments:
Love it! I am going to do a confessions post too I think :) BTW, I also talk to myself, and am a friends fanatic as well :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am totally LOVING this trend I started :))
Okay, so your first one about Friends, yeah--we would get along real well, b/c I have also seen every single episode multiple times AND too, watch them every day!! Literally, I have a mini DVD player in my kitchen, and if I'm in the kitchen, it's ON!!! I swear, everything in my life refers back to "that episode of Friends when...." LOL
#3, about the nail polish! Soooooo funny! Again, I'm the same!!!! I do my nails once a week--mani and pedi! and long toe nails gross me out too! YUCK!
and for one i can't relate to: #8!!! LOL!!!!! Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard at that!!!! That's waaaaaaay tooo much work (to count and organized by color) when eating M&M's or Skittles! I just grab a handful and eat 'em up!!!
this post was awesome!
and okay, for my own confession:
i LOVE picking and popping things, like pimples. I sit on my bathroom counter, with my feet in the sink and get my face really close to the mirror, and go to town. I call them my Pimple Popping Parties, and I say it in an English accent! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
You are so weird!!! :) you know I love you!
I love it! Thanks for making me laugh today, and I am so glad I am not the only one who played the flute! I had it out the other day and played a little and my kids thought I was amazing!
LOL! I loved learning these things about you. I've been thinking about doing a similar post...maybe next! Do you have my new blog address? www.isitreallyrelevant.blogspot.com
I talk to myself alot at stores. As if it makes me appear like I know what I'm doing or where I'm going, when really I'm just really indecisive and thinking about a million things at once. Then if someone notices I pretend I'm talking to my kids.... even if its a baby.
And I Love #12, I too have a strange facination with criminals.
I loved reading this. YOu have such a fun flair in life I love to read. For the record, you could still be Jasmine! When I hear you talk about calorie counting, looking at your butt, and going to the gym I want to puke. Why do pretty skinny girls like you care?! For the record, you would be disgusted by me and my toes right now. :) Haha!
Ahh Gina this was awesome!!! I am a total foot judger too!! I'm automatically turned off from people with nasty feet. #8 is me too! My Mom and I both do it! We have to eat them in order by color and if I don't have one of each I have to eat them in even numbers and it's either in a pattern or something! It drives me nuts when I have my candy sorted and someone wants... ONE!!!! Ahh!! haha! good post!
I didn't realize how weird you are. I guess it's a good thing that I love you anyway!
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